branded , materialistic me

Monday, March 06, 2006

♠5:40 AM

TODAY'S TOPIC:

(sexercise)

err, ohkay.
this is just a term the people in 3/three use la
or rather, some people in 3/three use it
yeah, anwy THANKS, today someone kept on bribing me with her
(colourful) nipples la, wth
so, today's pe wasnt THAT bad, except that i had t lead the class again,
because michelle kinda FREAKED OUT at the thought of being NUMBER ONE (((:
try harder mich
and well, i tried my very best not to get into any kinda trouble
AND IM PROUD TO SAY,
i succeeded man, arnt you so proud of me?
YAY YAY, unfortunately, many other people "suffered" "under" UNCLE LIM
for example,
hwee peng- for throwing grass at deb, and deb screamed, so she had TWENTY push-ups
inggrid- for laughing and laughing and what else?
nabilah- for "stripping" in front of UNCLE LIM
errm? who else? i cant rmbr, i think he wanted to give me push-ups la, LUCKILY i ddnt getit
anyway, we played soccer against tammy's group today, AND GUESS WHAT?
we LOST 1-3, BUT i think we "WON" cs we had MUCH MORE FUN then them
HAHAHA, our goalpost had like FIVE goalkeepers, and then we formed this line,
to block the ball and stop them from scoring la, and then some MONITRESS just had to complain to UNCLE LIM and he said that all of us were not allowed to touch the ball except the goalkeeper (during some corner kick)
AND I SAID: aiya,, i dont touch the ball, THE BALL COMES TO ME (((((:
HAHAHA, it was hilarious la, and so annabel kept on kicking the damn ball
and WAHHHH, it kept on hitting my leg LIKE SIX TIMES?
yeahhhhh, it kept on "rebounding" HAHA, so they couldn't score
i think they were going ccrraazzzzyyy
UHHH, and i think i touched her ___
yes, i did. HAHA, OOPS/ sorry la, a bit too JI DONG
they brought some extra pe-shirts to put on, so that they could "STRIP"
and piss UNCLE LIMMY OFF (((;

and i think mr tay was trying not to loose his cool today during chem
OHHH, that reminds me, the assistant monitress came into action tdy
after her NICENICE talk with laoshi (((:
talks with laoshi ALWAYS SUCK

this morning:
LAOSHI: who's not here today?
INGGRID: ohhh, michelle
LAOSHI: where'd she go to now?
INGGRID: toilet, she had some business to do
LAOSHI: ohhhh, toilet can do what business?
INGGRID: SHIT LA
LAOSHI: shit can make money meh?
is she having tummyaches?
INGGRID: yeah, cs she ate TWO MELONS yesterday

CHINESE CLASS: laughs

LAOSHI: EN RUI, come up here and tick the names of those who've handed in their letter-writing assignment
AMANDA: goes up there, (starts ticking)

at the end of it all..
LAOSHI: HAIYA, the usual people again, always not handing in their work
AMANDA: EH LAOSHI, i also ddnt hand it leh
LAOSHI: MMMMMMMMMMM-mmmmm?! you still dare to tell me?
PASS UP TMRW LA
AMANDA: ohkay (HENG AR)

ACS(I) campfire was FUNNY, and i went home with a sore throat, and i was DEHYDRATED,
i ddnt eat dinner, and WELL. i jsut kept laughing at the TAU HUAY GANG ((((;
and THE BALLS, and the guys, BLAH
and i had to ask many many guys where the toilet was, cs apparently,
they didnt know which one to direct me to, or they just ddnt know how to phrase it
SOOOOOO, i went up to like so many guys, and it was MALUATING
but anwy, I SAW UHHHERRRM. sthg la huh ((((:
WOW., wow wow, im so impressed
and their performance hall NOT BAD WHAT, for sucha rich school

and catechism class was FUNNY
yeahhhh, especially the meditating part, i dont mind doing it
EVERY SINGLE lesson.
HAHA, imagine you're sitting on a hilltop, overlooking a city
and the city lits up, (just like in the movie king-kong)..
BLAHBLAH, and then she asked?
where did your heart lead you to?

ME: TOILET LA,,, sit on the toilet bowl and THINK OF GOD
(AMEN)
THERESA: laughs, laughs
and theresa is lousy man, she dsnt knw how to answer qns
and there's this guy in my group, ERR i forgot what's his NAME(SORRY).
but he laughs everytime i laugh DOOTS/ and i think he's quite nice
i mean, I CANT TELL RIGHT.
i dont even know him, ohkay end of story
HAHAHA, and my facilitator made me do the DOTS thing LIKE THREE TIMES LA
wahlaoo eh, not irritating what,
AND HE only allowed me to go to the toilet AFTER much bargain
CHEESY, still dare to laugh at me :]
rrraaahhhhhhhh

AND I said HELLO to the person who had TURKISH DINNER whilst i was suffering,
HAHA, UHHHM, who says we're lovers huh.
EXCUSE ME, i cant imagine valerie teo and counterstrike as lesbians, EEEW
and, we're not lovers, are you jealous we're always tghr or sthg.. (((;
i owe someone a birthday present,
AND someone, lollies
OHOH, the hot thing now : LOLLIES
i made it hot, and so is nescafe TIRAMISU coffee
thanks for treating me on friday, AND waiting for me today ((:

YUCKS. i hate it when valerie teo goes SMILING SMILING at me,
and trying to make conversations

`your love; i can't contain it
so much i've got to give it away
(NO WAY)

; this is why i'm hot